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The Mortimer Shirt (Tri-Gold)

$ 24
$ 24
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The Mortimer Shirt (Tri-Gold)

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 Wear your favorite prattling pig over your skin. 

Don't be boaring, or a hog. 

Perfect for your body or to share with a buddy. 

You like chocolate milk? You'll love this t shirt.

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Printed on a tri-gold white shirt with water-based ink.

This shirt will start shipping in May.

All orders are shipped by USPS 4-10 days (7-14 outside of the United States).

Items may be returned postmarked within 30 days of order. Items must be in received condition (not washed), & shipped at buyer's expense. Buyer has the option to receive a refund less shipping charges or exchange for another item and pay any additional shipping.

No returns will be accepted on sale items.

$ 24
$ 24

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